Gather 'round! I sing of the L-G Silence, a curse that drove the folk of LGwebOS to madness, pulling their hair as their speakers turned to stone. The ARC was broken; the sound had fled!
Then rose Richard Dowling, Knight of the Signal. With no sword, but a mind for the menus, he fought the phantom glitches and the HDMI handshakes.
He toggled the settings, he cleared the way,
He brought back the thunder and saved the day!
The hair-pulling ceased, the voices returned, and the hearth echoed once more with song. All hail Richard, the Hero of the Hearths!
Thank you again from a new account in April 2026.