Hear ye, hear ye.
To all that be present at this reading, it is with great exhilaration and felicity that her majesty the most majestic Lady of the webOS announces the bestowal upon this great webOS Nation of a gift to be apportioned amongst its denizens both loyal and magniloquent. The elements of this most gracious of endowments are many, and are comprised of but not restricted to the following items of note:
- Smartphones of times past and smartphones of times present and smartphones of times unknown.
- Many mystical pods of power transfer,
- A tablet, but of bewitched design with the ability to conjure information from afar.
The conventions by which these most plentiful of tokens shall be disbursed has not yet been imparted; the Lady of the webOS requests your presense in the coming days at this same digital venue of bulletins and forums for the recitation of further instructions. Petitioners seeking pecuniary acquisition of or bartering for these charitable offerings for the citizens of the great kingdom of the webOS Nation shall be summarily denied and excoriated with severity.
So endeth this proclamation from her majesty the most majestic Lady of the webOS, Queen of All She Multitasks.
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